Flies in the Ointment

Imagine a room full of perfectly tuned violins, skillfully manipulated by expert hands, spilling out a rapture of melodious precision, delighting the minds of the most ardent critics. Then, at the climax of the movement, young freckle-faced Kyle J. Wendelson, blasts out the most scandalous of noises from his newly acquired thrift store Tuba. Hysterical though it may be, sowing discord is no laughing matter.